For when HR says “take the high road” but your soul screams “yeet the laptop.”

This sticker speaks for every overworked, underappreciated office warrior who’s one email away from going full WWE with their work-issued device. 

Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or cubicle wall and let everyone know: you’re not here for emotional growth... you’re here for caffeine and chaos.

Made from durable, high-quality vinyl with a matte finish, it’s UV-resistant, water-resistant, and dishwasher safe, just like your sarcasm.

✅ High-quality vinyl
✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more
✅ Indoor/outdoor use

Size: 2.5" x 2"

Stick it, flaunt it, threaten mildly with it. You're not the bigger person, and we love that for you.